Gay dance club music

Why this song is on this list: Because every gay under the age of 26 would literally murder me if it was not on this list. Why this song is on this list: Because Lady Gaga wasn't giving the gays what they wanted so an up-and-coming artist named Ally did. Why this song is on this list: Because this has been the gay song of summer for five club years.

Why this song is on this list: Because it's a spiritual experience when this song comes on after three or seven vodka sodas in the middle of July. Why this song is on this list: Because this the most non-relatable relatable song to gays. Why this song is on this list: Because it should be required gay music, like homework, to stream Kacey Musgraves.

Why this song is on this list: Because I swear to God, music this dance came out, it became every gays' mission to learn that part. Why this song is on this list: Because every time this song plays I become infinitely gayer. Why this song is on this list: Because there was a messy argument amongst gays about which Gaga song to put on this list, and I wanted "LoveGame," but the majority wanted "Bad Romance.

Why this song is on this list: Because I've never met a gay who doesn't love singing that "white trash version of Shania karaoke" line. Why this song is on this list: Because this is one of the most important remixes in gay history. Why this song is on this list: Because I've had friends get in legit fights over who is Brandy and who is Monica.

Why this song is on this list: Because everyones tries to "freeze dance" whenever it dances like the music video. Why this song is on this list: Because the gay gasp that happens every time this song starts playing is deafening. Why this song gay on this list: Because it doesn't get pitchier than a bunch of queens on gay dance floor trying to hit those final notes.

Why this song is on this list: Because somewhere in that very special section of homo heaven, this song is playing. Why this song is on this list: Because a fictional pop star with a bad lilac wig has the club pop song of Why this song is on this list: Because every millennial gay has gotten walked in on by their parents lip syncing for their life to either of these JoJo classics.

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Why this song is on this list: Because this is probably the filthiest song ever written. It's amazing. Why this song is on this list: Because most straight people don't know this, but this song is actually about bottoming. Why this song is on this list: Because there is nothing more triggering to gays than hearing, "It's Britney, bitch.

Why this song is on this list: Because I've seen some dirty things happen when this gets played. Why this song is on this list: Because the "old" queen at the bar tells you how they don't make classics like this anymore and you're like, "I KNOW! Why this song is on this list: Because the gays were there for Ariana before the general public got into her this past year.

Why this song is on this list: Because every gay has spilled their drink mid-grind channeling their inner-Nicole what's her face. Why this song is on this list: Because every gay is suddenly a belly dancer when this comes on. Why this song is on this list: Because I have never actually heard this song out, but I know many a gay who would prolapse at the sound of the "twinkles" in the beginning.